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(Well, except for the creepy right-wing lunatic crowd-surfing over the masses, but Hell, you get the point.)

Even the bad guys are just mediocre this year. Reagan - now there was a man you could hate.

A promise is a promise however, so if you'd like to find out more about our candidate...er...vote keyes.

Although you wouldn't know it from looking at the mainstream media, there are other parties fielding candidates for the presidency. In many states, Green party candidate Ralph Nader is polling far ahead of Pat Buchanan. But strangely, Ralph has been left out of the debates and pundit patter. Check out his campaign, or check out this comprehensive list of 3rd party candidates.

The people's choice for Congress this year is clear, find out more about the candidates campaign here.
Moshpit etiquette / How-to:
  • Zen & The Art Of The Mosh Pit

  • Tips To Slam Dance Safely

  • The Etiquette Of Moshing

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    I N T R O
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    B U S H
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    S E C R E T
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    How to make your own presidential moshpit:

  • Get punks (real punks, not frat boys with Greek letters shaved in their hair)

  • Get some Rage Against the Machine

  • Get a flatbed truck

  • Get some orange safety fencing

  • Load the kids up on the truck and relentlessly dog a candidate of your choosing

  • NOTE: Watch out for Gore's secret service.